Top ten ways to annoy your waiter

From the Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisions made by John Insor.

 10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.


9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"


8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"


7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".


6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"


5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.


4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"


3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.


2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"


1. Three words: eat the check.

what r u thinking??

Horses at the Race

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine.''


The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.


They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens--the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.


At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, ''It's no good, I'll have to do it,'' and yells, ''ALLLEEE OOOP!'' really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.


The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, ''Nothing is wrong with me--it's this bloody horse. What is he--deaf or something?''


The trainer replies, ''Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf--he's BLIND!''

Some jokes for the day!!

Eventually, the romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long!!


Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him.Socrates died from an overdose of Wedlock.After his death, his career suffered a major decline.


A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the pnly woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.


She jumped up and slapped him silly.


He immediately apologized and explained,"im sorry.I thought u were my wife.You look exactly like her"


"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a bitch!!"
she screamed


"funny, he muttered, you even sound like her"

This post is on one of Russel peters most famous videos!! Must WATCH!!

In the video he talks about how immigrant parents are hard on their kids and they beat them up, also white parents do not beat up their kids as he talking about Canada,
He talks about how it is bad to take advice from local kids to deal with parents while talking about his own experience in which he took advice from a boy at school which got him into a lot of trouble with his father and talks about the whole incident in this video. This is definetely one of his best videos :)

Haha!
So this video is about a funny dog making an Australian accent and its hilarious!!
Actually its not bad since you can tell that its an american guy doing the aussie accent which sounds a bit american and south-african too but its still funny and the guy has done a decent job in making the accent.

Blogs look!!

We went with a bit colourfull layout, so that all these colours may compliment the colourful material we will be uploading in the future :P, with boxes down one side. We decided to use orange text to be an assitance to the background.


All the material we chose is an effort to gather good collection of comedies in one place, specially standup comedies.

Futhermore, we will post jokes and funny ideas on the blog and talk about how comedy reflects our mood.