Hahaha this is the video that we made, our attempts to make a funny video because our blog is about comedy so we tried making a video to make u guys laugh :)
Hope you guys enjoy it!!
Sunday, 30 October 2011
Our Video
Hahaha this is the video that we made, our attempts to make a funny video because our blog is about comedy so we tried making a video to make u guys laugh :)
Hope you guys enjoy it!!
Sunday, 9 October 2011
open the damn door
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to a side of a wall and the doctor draw a door and a door handle on that wall. Then the doctor said: If you can open the door then you are free to go home.
The first patient rushes to the door try to open it with the door handle but he doesn't success.
Then the second patient keeps bump his head to the door, try to open it but he doesn't success neither.
The third patient looks over the side and smile. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you try to open the door?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "I have the key~"
The doctor takes the three patients to a side of a wall and the doctor draw a door and a door handle on that wall. Then the doctor said: If you can open the door then you are free to go home.
The first patient rushes to the door try to open it with the door handle but he doesn't success.
Then the second patient keeps bump his head to the door, try to open it but he doesn't success neither.
The third patient looks over the side and smile. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you try to open the door?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "I have the key~"
A mental hospital
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
What is the time?
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"
The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."
The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"
The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."
The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."
Psychiatrist phone
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
Better relationship
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
From the Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisions made by John Insor.
9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".
6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"
1. Three words: eat the check.
Horses at the Race
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine.''
The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens--the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, ''It's no good, I'll have to do it,'' and yells, ''ALLLEEE OOOP!'' really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.
The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, ''Nothing is wrong with me--it's this bloody horse. What is he--deaf or something?''
The trainer replies, ''Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf--he's BLIND!''
The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens--the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, ''It's no good, I'll have to do it,'' and yells, ''ALLLEEE OOOP!'' really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.
The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, ''Nothing is wrong with me--it's this bloody horse. What is he--deaf or something?''
The trainer replies, ''Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf--he's BLIND!''
Saturday, 8 October 2011
Some jokes for the day!!
Eventually, the romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long!!
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him.Socrates died from an overdose of Wedlock.After his death, his career suffered a major decline.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the pnly woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained,"im sorry.I thought u were my wife.You look exactly like her"
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a bitch!!"
she screamed
"funny, he muttered, you even sound like her"
Eventually, the romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long!!
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him.Socrates died from an overdose of Wedlock.After his death, his career suffered a major decline.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the pnly woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained,"im sorry.I thought u were my wife.You look exactly like her"
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a bitch!!"
she screamed
"funny, he muttered, you even sound like her"
This post is on one of Russel peters most famous videos!! Must WATCH!!
In the video he talks about how immigrant parents are hard on their kids and they beat them up, also white parents do not beat up their kids as he talking about Canada,
He talks about how it is bad to take advice from local kids to deal with parents while talking about his own experience in which he took advice from a boy at school which got him into a lot of trouble with his father and talks about the whole incident in this video. This is definetely one of his best videos :)
In the video he talks about how immigrant parents are hard on their kids and they beat them up, also white parents do not beat up their kids as he talking about Canada,
He talks about how it is bad to take advice from local kids to deal with parents while talking about his own experience in which he took advice from a boy at school which got him into a lot of trouble with his father and talks about the whole incident in this video. This is definetely one of his best videos :)
So this video is about a funny dog making an Australian accent and its hilarious!!
Actually its not bad since you can tell that its an american guy doing the aussie accent which sounds a bit american and south-african too but its still funny and the guy has done a decent job in making the accent.
Blogs look!!
We went with a bit colourfull layout, so that all these colours may compliment the colourful material we will be uploading in the future :P, with boxes down one side. We decided to use orange text to be an assitance to the background.
All the material we chose is an effort to gather good collection of comedies in one place, specially standup comedies.
Futhermore, we will post jokes and funny ideas on the blog and talk about how comedy reflects our mood.
All the material we chose is an effort to gather good collection of comedies in one place, specially standup comedies.
Thursday, 29 September 2011
about the blog
So, in this blog we are going to talk about comedy which would include different kinds of comedy and how its funny because comedy is one of the best time pass of recent times which helps rest our minds even when we are in stress. :)
russel peters
funny haha accent
Russel peter made a good indian accent!!!
Nailed it pretty well and talked about how people think of stereotypical indian accent :p
Russel peter made a good indian accent!!!
Nailed it pretty well and talked about how people think of stereotypical indian accent :p
Monday, 12 September 2011
Our first post!!!!
IM PERSIANNN :P
Haha This is a really funny video by Axis of evil.
The axis of evil is a stand-up comedy tour featuring Middle-eastern comedians Ahmed Ahmed, Aaron Kader and Maaz Jobrani with number of special guests.
The tour name is derived from a speech given by US president George.W Bush which designated Iraq, Iran and North Korea as the "The Axis of Evil".
The link above is really funny, its a must watch in which he talks about an interesting relationship between Iran and the US.
IM PERSIANNN :P
Haha This is a really funny video by Axis of evil.
The axis of evil is a stand-up comedy tour featuring Middle-eastern comedians Ahmed Ahmed, Aaron Kader and Maaz Jobrani with number of special guests.
The tour name is derived from a speech given by US president George.W Bush which designated Iraq, Iran and North Korea as the "The Axis of Evil".
The link above is really funny, its a must watch in which he talks about an interesting relationship between Iran and the US.
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