Saturday, 8 October 2011

Some jokes for the day!!




Eventually, the romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long!!


Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him.Socrates died from an overdose of Wedlock.After his death, his career suffered a major decline.


A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the pnly woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.


She jumped up and slapped him silly.


He immediately apologized and explained,"im sorry.I thought u were my wife.You look exactly like her"


"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a bitch!!"
she screamed


"funny, he muttered, you even sound like her"

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